shitlockedholmes:

THE MOST

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HEARTBREAKINGLY AWESOME

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LOVE STORY

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IN THE FUCKING HISTORY OF SUBPLOTS IN MOVIES

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LIKE SAM GOT SHOT RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER…

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THEY EVEN KILLED “MARY LOU” THE DONKEY FOR FUCK’S SAKE

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SO KATE BECAME THE BADASS “KISSING KATE BARLOW”

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AND THEN SHE FUCKING DIED AFTER CURSING AN ENTIRE FAMILY FOR ETERNITY

Kissing Kate Barlow and Sam the Onion Man need their own movie.